hey where my baes at


The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. And I am so proud of all of you. You’ve worked so hard. You’re amazing. So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe.

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/


…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy."

Kurt Vonnegut  (via sapphiretemplo)


augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements


the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo

"I’m not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else."


wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying