denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. And I am so proud of all of you. You’ve worked so hard. You’re amazing. So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe.

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy."

Kurt Vonnegut  (via sapphiretemplo)

lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo

"I’m not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else."

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying